starring george clooney as "KRANG".
6 months ago
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7 months ago
Well, stop, join and listen.
Ice returned with his invention of supernovae.
Something clutched at my death grip and
As a harpoon, drags me along, day and night.
Whether it will end one day? I do not know.
Turn off the lights - and I marred.
Infinite I shook the microphone as vandal,
Light the scene, slowly melting like a candle.
Dance, sit back, put a stopper on the one who shouts.
I kill your brain like a poisonous mushroom.
I’m deadly when I’m playing my sleepy tune.
All that is not the best - crime.
All or nothing. It is better to head for the road
And Bring order to strive for. Children do not play.
And if you have problems, I have them decide.
Check out the chorus, while the DJ put it on repeat.
Now, when the party was in full swing
And the bass is publicized to the fullest, all dancing to exhaustion.
But, right down to business. I’m not kidding when I say that
Cook meals from entertainers, like bacon,
Roast them if they are not agile and clever.
I lose my temper when I hear the sound of cymbals
And hit a fast-track processing.
I’m in gore - it’s time to sing a solo.
I traveled on my top five
With a flat top, the hair waving in the wind.
The girls were waiting for me to wave to me and say “Hi!”
You staying? No, I just drove by
And the brakes a little further -
I punctured a tire left and went to another district
But there seemed to all died.
So I drove up A1A Bichfrant Avenue.
The girls there hot: they are wearing even less than a bikini.
Lovers, rockers, ride around in a Lamborghini,
Envy me when I got out of his chaise.
Shea and Vanilla with guns
Aim at the head on the wall.
Bosko split, because they are crammed with bullets.
One after another, sound shots, as the bells chime.
I grab the gun. All I remember is the sound of shells,
Falling on the asphalt.
I jump in the car, hit the gas.
On the Avenue terrible traffic jam.
I’m trying to escape before the cause
Police at the scene. Well, you know what I mean …
They passed me and ran into these monsters fools.
If you have problems, I solve them.
Check out the chorus, while the DJ put it on repeat.
Be careful, because I’m a lyrical poet.
Miami - scene, if you’re about it you do not know.
My town, which were born drum sounds,
Able to shake the earth and gimlet.
My style is like a chemical contamination -
It’s true words that you can see and feel
They are born. This ofigenskoe concept
We advertise it, and you live with it.
Playing, Shea gradually fell silent, as if slaughtered ninja
A sharp razor. Other DJs say, “Damn.”
If my poems were drugs, I would have sold them on vrazves program.
I keep self-control when it comes to get free.
Holding the microphone, I like charmed, and then toss her juice.
If there is a problem, I authorize them.
Check out the chorus, while the DJ put it on repeat.
7 months ago
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - One open, one closed - freedom of choice.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - That would be rude; I’ve never met him.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - Out.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - No.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? - Yes it’s a hobby of mine. Join our webring!
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - No. I cut out a coupon for scissors once and didn’t use it so I can’t do that anymore.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - The bear because he could give me recommendations for house music.
8: Do you have freckles? - Sorry sir, this is a pornography store. We only sell pornography. Oh. No we don’t have freckles.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? - No, sometimes I get given them without doing anything.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? - Having to walk and feed my peeve every day.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - I normally only do one at a time.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? - Yeah, but I was pooping at the time.
13: What about pooped in the woods? - Never, but I did scoot on the fairway.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? - What kind of question is that?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? - I used to but now I’m on the patch.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? - Myself, several times.
17: What size is your bed? - That’s no way to talk to a lady.
18: What is your Song of the week? - TISM - Let’s Club It To Death
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - She’s married, you cad.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? - Not since the restraining order.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? - Rap, country and opera.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? - Why bury it if it’s already hidden?
23: What do you drink with dinner? - I drink it straight.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? - A tango.
25: What is your favorite food? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7rCNiiNPxA
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - Really good ones.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? - Can’t remember, it was one of them though.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? - No, I’ve always just been male.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - It would have to be a big magazine hehehe (I am tall).
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - I’ve never been high on paper.
31: Can you change the oil on a car? - Yes, with some soapy water and a bit of effort I could change it to “off a car”.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - I tried once but it was too quick for me.
33: Ever ran out of gas? - Not with my diet.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? - Verb.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? - If you eat something in exchange for breakfast, you won’t need breakfast anymore. That sounds like something the Dalai Lama would say, so my answer is “pizza”.
36: What is your usual bedtime? - Just after Pillow Clock. Now I’m sorry, I just find this whole line of questioning banal and uninspired, this must be how attractive young university students feel like when they organise someone’s birthday drinks, spend precious time and money getting tarted up, exit the maxicab with hope and optimism in their hearts and by 11PM some self-proclaimed atheist PUA train enthusiast (“traintheist”) meetup.com group is hammering them mercilessly with asinine lines they pulled from The Game (falling back on zany coprotopics like zombies and dubstep) delivered with the sophistication, confidence, tact and pure masculinity of your average YouTube rant about spirituality or politics (double points if performed by a “traintheist”) and the emotion of Dr Sbaitso reading the back of a shampoo bottle after a Seroquel overdose and to what end? So you can feel validated by coming up with a riveting question that elicits a response as lackadaisical as your attitude towards other people’s privacy? The poor hypothetical girls just want to have a good night (or at least go home and scuttle the vessel with enough goon to snuff Boon), and much like them I’m getting out of here. Bye.
37: Are you lazy? - What do you mean I can’t leave?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - The questions… the questions are screeching from INSIDE MY HEAD?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? - GET ME OUT OF HERE
40: How many languages can you speak? - THE VOICES DEAR HOLY GHOST THE VOICES
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - WHY WON’T THEY BE QUIET?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - BEGONE FOUL BEASTS
43: Are you stubborn? - GET AWAY YOU MONSTERS
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - GRINGO GONNA ZAP A GHOUL
45: Ever watch soap operas? - PLEASE WHY
46: Are you afraid of heights? - WHY DO THEY COME TO ME TO DIE?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - ONLY SOLUTION: HANG SELF.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - CHOKING NOW.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - BELOVED ASPHYXIATION.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert? - AT LONG LAST, TRANQUILITY, SWEET RELEASE.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - I HAVE DEPARTED PLANET TERRA. GOODBYE FRIEND.
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
7 months ago
We found this in a long-abandoned crack den. I often wonder if the decrepit light-bulb consumers ever sucked up the train fare to make it to Mooroolbark. I mean, don’t we all want a CLASSIC CLINKER (I don’t know what that is but I think it’s a street word for DURGS)???